| Wow holy shit! I forgot about this thing, but I guess I'm bored enough to update. Really though nothing interesting has gone on in my life. I have a beautiful girlfriend linds and I still go to SB. OH and I'm still fucking hot as hell. I know you're jealous but I would be too if I didn't have as good as a bod as I did now.
She just pretends she doesnt love me. |
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| Just got finished being forced to sit through the really gay movie RENT....yeah I just about slit my wrists listening to all that singing...SERIOUSLY...who breaks into song out of no where? OMFG I'm never watching that movie again. Yeah that movie was possibly the worst shit I've ever seen. I'm not really a musical kind of guy for obvious reasons but they aren't horrible....except this one! I think I'm going to go bash my head in on the kitchen counter so I can get all that 525,600 minutes crap out of my head. |
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| I have a new girl in my life and she's really special.......
.....Yeah her name is Sarah |
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| little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy?
mummy: why god is both girl and boy
little boy: mummy is god black or white?
mummy: why god is both black and white
little boy: mummy is god gay or strait?
mummy: why god is both gay and strait
little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?
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